A. I’m with Einstein: Chance is what you don’t know. If I can
only join the NSA, I’ll be safe forever.
B. Determination beats nondeterminacy.
C. Every accident is an opportunity—sometimes an opportunity
to suffer helplessly.
D. The light at the end of the quantum tunnel is an oncoming
wave train.
the Daily Whale
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