27 December 2008 - toxic loans

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Maybe Somebody Already Did

There’s no longer a need to resort to dangerous thallium—now you can poison people with securitized toxic loans, and the source will never be traced. Somebody tell the KGB!

clue:

FSB is the new acronym for the organization that used to be called the KGB.

Thallium is supposed to be, or at least to have once been, a favorite poison of assassins. Conspiracy theories, anyone?

give me a clue so sweet and true

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