27 December 2008 - toxic loans

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Maybe Somebody Already Did

There’s no longer a need to resort to dangerous thallium—now you can poison people with securitized toxic loans, and the source will never be traced. Somebody tell the KGB!


FSB is the new acronym for the organization that used to be called the KGB.

Thallium is supposed to be, or at least to have once been, a favorite poison of assassins. Conspiracy theories, anyone?

give me a clue so sweet and true

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