29 December 2008 - heavy consonants

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From Pskov to Niue

I’ve figured out a new way to trace the movement of tectonic plates. When the Earth first formed, Eastern Europe and Central Asia were on the bottom and the Pacific Ocean was on the top. All the heavy consonants sank to the bottom, and the vowels floated on top.

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