22 August 2009 - CAPS LOCK

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Capitalization Rules in the Internet Age

- If it’s worth saying, IT’S WORTH SHOUTING.
- Four score and seven years ago THEY DIDN’T HAVE CAPS LOCK.
- Give me liberty AND GIVE ME CAPS LOCK.
- There is no god, ONLY CAPS LOCK.
- Therefore THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE UNITED NATIONS proclaims THIS UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF CAPS LOCK as a common standard of achievement for all peoples and all nations.


The last line is slightly modified from the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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