16 April 2010 - excuse quiz

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Mammon, Morality, Maestros and Mimes

What’s your excuse?

A. It’s infeasible without government aid.
B. A magnet was disturbing my moral compass.
C. To do it right is uncivilized. Civilization is about getting experts to do your work.
D. I was trapped behind an invisible wall of stealth mimes.


For B, see Morality is modified in the lab.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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