23 March 2011 - news terminology

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News about Libya Translated

“we are unable to independently confirm”
The news source is the regime, which usually lies.

“witnesses say”
The news source is rumors.

“rebels report”
The news source is rebels who heard rumors.

“international criticism mounts”
Reporters on the ground can’t find anything out.

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