22 May 2011 - end of the world

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Theological Analysis

Predicting the end of the world is like betting cash that the currency will become worthless: Only the losing side of the bet is worth taking. Those who believe in the Rapture have therefore sinned against the holy precepts of economic rationality and fully deserve their fall in market value.

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