Democratic politician: How can we harvest—er, harness this
energy?
Smart: Well, how much is unhappiness of the moment and how
much is deeper dissatisfaction with you personally?
protestor: I can get you some opinions on that! Lemme make
a post....
Democrat: Well, with the current temper in Washington—
Smart: Who wants new policies, and who wants a new and
more responsive policy-making apparatus? Is it just more
grumbling, or is it the next stage in the democratic sweep that
started with the Industrial Revolution?
protestor: Ooh!
Democrat: Democratic sweep, that sounds nice.
Smart: ’Cause if all you do is vote the bums out, your
own bums still have to work within the system.
protestor: Aw man, don’t kill my hope!
Democrat: Let’s see, first the pollster and then the
spin artist....
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