25 October 2011 - death spittoon

Weird: I have acquired a dread artifact! Behold the Death Spittoon!
Poet: Oh, it does look like an artifact.
Weird: Everyone who ever used it... DIED.
Poet: That’s scary and silly at the same time.
Smart: You just got it on eBay, right?
Weird: Ha ha! F33r my skillz!
Poet: That combination that must be good for something.
Smart: You’re only guessing it hasn’t been used since 1930.
Weird: Who dares to try it out? You’ll die!