8 June 2012 - Ultima Zed

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Imminent Departure From Controlled Flight

Thank you for flying Eurozone Air. This is your economy speaking. Plan A is not working, and time has grown too short to agree on any possible Plan B. If you wish, please take a moment to ensure that your helmet and safety straps are securely fastened. There is no need to pull the big red handle. Emergency Plan Ultima Zed will activate automatically.

clue:

The Eurozone is near the point where the financial system breaks down dramatically. There’s probably no more than a few months to take drastic action to avoid a crash.

take oh take this clue away

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