Thank you for flying Eurozone Air. This is your economy speaking. Plan A is not working, and time has grown too short to agree on any possible Plan B. If you wish, please take a moment to ensure that your helmet and safety straps are securely fastened. There is no need to pull the big red handle. Emergency Plan Ultima Zed will activate automatically.
the Daily Whale
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