16 February 2013 - meteor defense

humans: Uh oh, a damaging meteorite strike, that’s bad.
space aliens: Ha! This will teach you pitiful creatures to defend your planet!
humans: The last time this happened was 1908 in Tunguska.
space aliens: We did that too. We’re going to keep hitting you until you finally come to your senses and put a stop to it.
humans: Why are you picking on Russia?
space aliens: There’s no point in hitting people who don’t care. Only people with an interest will learn.
humans: You don’t watch us very closely, do you?
space aliens: Don’t get it backwards! You don’t insult us, we insult you!
humans: Oh well, guess we’d better get to work then.
space aliens: We’ll be back! Reloading the space gun only takes a hundred years!