26 February 2013 - the new normal

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Remember back when we had to call it the “weather report” because they mainly reported the weather and couldn’t forecast it? The new normal is like that. Instead of “stay tuned for news and weather” we have “and now, the new normal report” which tells how things have changed today and reassures us that there won’t be any more changes tomorrow.

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