10 September 2013 - NSA owns you 1

Hi, I’m the NSA and I own this country. I own the executive by bribery; I feed Mr. Prez the juicy bits. I own the legislature by extortion; I have the goods on everybody in Congress. And, well, I’ve never needed to own the judiciary because what do they know? Anyway I have “national security” in my name so I’m good. By the way, you weren’t thinking of trying to rein me in, were you? No, my metrics say you wouldn’t make such a mistake.