citizen: Look, here’s Ron Wyden saying “Secret courts were one
of the reasons that we rebelled against the English.” He gets it.
lawyer: So secret courts are one of the reasons that the
United States exists?
citizen: Yeah, the Star Chamber and stuff.
lawyer: Then secret courts are good, we should make some more.
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