10 December 2013 - larger brains

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Science has proved that Europeans have larger brains than Africans, and that as a result Europeans are stupider. The chain goes: At higher latitudes there is less light, so to see well people need bigger eyes. Then as a consequence they need a larger brain area devoted to visual perception. But signal transmission takes time, so the larger brain implies slower processing, so Europeans must be duller. QED.

clue:

The original study with the brain size claim was based on only 55 skulls, so I wouldn’t call it “proof”. If it is true, I doubt that any difference in visual perception speed would be large enough to measure. I’ve seen the same idea used to explain Neanderthal brain sizes though: A little larger than an average modern human.

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