polite: Don’t go out of your way to offend people. Isn’t that
common sense?
free: I find your opinion offensive. Please keep it to
yourself.
doctrinaire: You’re supposed to add, “but I will defend to the
death your right to say it.”
free: What, don’t I get free speech too?
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