29 May 2015 - limited time only

angel: Now, for a limited time only!
demon: Until you die. You will die.
angel: With a lifetime guarantee. And it’s absolutely free!
demon: Free? Nothing is more expensive.
angel: Not only free, but fun.
demon: It’s so fun that everyone cries right off.
angel: Not available in any store!
demon: That’s because it’s no choice. It’s forced on you.
angel: Once you’re born, every thought and action is of your own free will.
demon: Yes, if you like to suffer consequences.
angel: Choose life!
demon: No, I’m pro-choice.