Glendower: Hear me, O spirits of the vasty deep,
And show these doofuses what I can do!
Spirit 1: Yadda yadda.
Spirit 2: Psst! This time we got a live audience!
Spirit 1: Ooh. Messing it up in 3... 2....
Spirit 2: Hold on, let’s wait for the best moment.
the Daily Whale
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