15 July 2015 - planet definitions

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It’s a Planet If

traditional definition: I grew up being told it was a planet.
problem: That ain’t science.

current official definition: It orbits the sun and has cleared its neighborhood of planetesimals.
problem: Extrasolar planets—aren’t.

wider definition: It has cleared its neighborhood.
problem: We still don’t know about extrasolar planets.

future definition: We’ve been calling it a planet.

clue:

Officially, extrasolar planets are separately defined. That ain’t science either, but it’s fair given what we know and can see. We’ll fix it up eventually.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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