30 December 2015 - candidate quiz

What do you think of the candidates?

A. Objects in the election are weirder than they appear. And they appear pretty weird.
B. Are you a real ventriloquist, or are you only pretending not to move your lips?
C. Some things in life are important, such as whether your paper towels hang down in front or behind (only one way is correct). Multiple choice is not important.
D. Still waters don’t run at all.