7 January 2017 - codes shmodes 2

aide: Sir, I can’t “go long”. It’s chained to my wrist.
Trump: Then what the hell’s it for?
aide: Sir, I should re-familiarize you with the contents.
Trump: Contents shmontents! So boring!
aide: Sir, this is what makes you the most powerful man on Earth.
Trump: I’ll carry it.