12 October 2017 - quasiparticle

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When I am King of the World, a science reporter who writes “particle” and means “quasiparticle” will be sent to reeducation camp and forcibly taught the basic terminology. But for every reporter who is confused by virtual particles, we will invite a physicist to reeducation camp to encourage clarity.

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