6 January 2018 - the largest button

As Kim Jong-un and his comrade in arms, the puissant pissant Trump, have recently taught us, power in international affairs does not grow from economic strength or military prowess or diplomatic skill, but from owning the desk with the largest button. In anticipation of becoming King of the World, I have hired a sculptor to design my desk and button, which I will proudly display at some suitable high-visibility location, perhaps on top of Ayers Rock.