10 July 2018 - no metaphors

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Can you lift a box with frost heave? No problem! Can you drive a nail with water hammer? Given cleverness. Can you unseat a knight with a thermal lance? Use it as a lever. I propose that metaphors do not exist. Every word is literal.

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