6 November 2020 - win the election

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The Winner and New Champeen

Trump says he won the election? A guy who can’t spell “big” without capital letters? Who acts unclear about what fraud is, despite seeming expertise? Well, I know exactly what fraud is, and Trump is trying to steal the election from the rightful winner, me. Who else but your king of the world can you trust to suppress all dissent? You won’t find one news source or social media posting that accuses me of trying to steal the election.

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