4 January 2021 - crumb-free food

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Do you want to clean up the world, avoid inconvenience, and abolish the napkin? Who doesn’t! You can aid in the great work of advancing human happiness. Join the crumb-free food movement and leave nothing for the vermin. Our motto: Soup to nuts!

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