6 January 2021 - apocalypse quiz

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The new year has come and the apocalypse is cancelled. What do you plan for next time?

A. Nothing. Even if you live it’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
B. I’ll stockpile toilet paper ahead of time, instead of waiting until the last minute. Those lines!
C. Um, get an annual flu shot?
D. It’s different every time. Prepare the asteroid bombs!

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