A. Nothing. Even if you live it’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
B. I’ll stockpile toilet paper ahead of time, instead of waiting
until the last minute. Those lines!
C. Um, get an annual flu shot?
D. It’s different every time. Prepare the asteroid bombs!
the Daily Whale
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