14 January 2021 - protester status

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The low-status protesters are enemies to be crushed with force. The high-status protesters are treated more gently. When I am king of the world, there will be none of that unfairness. All evildoers will be granted equal opportunity.

“This is Planetary Defense. You are under arrest for planet endangerment. Will you plead guilty at this time, or at the time of your trial?”

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