7 June 2021 - rutabaga

Weird: What creature is this! [with narrowed eyes] Are you here to ensalad the Rutabaga of Destiny?
space alien: ...
Weird: It’s just a kind of turnip, you know. Why does it get a funny name?
space alien: ...
Weird: Oh the sateless lexicon! The whole ensalada!
space alien: Do you need help?