8 April 2022 - Answer Bot: war

I'm the Instant Answer Bot, and I know all that you know not! Vast or puny, far or near, speak your question to my--microphone. What's this? Stop the... do you mean the Cabinda War or the war in Yemen, or something in between? Oh, the war in Ukraine? A bore to explain. Once more the refrain! War is part of the natural self-corrupting self-destructing--I mean, self-directing self-correcting process of global self-government. Oh, but it raises your gas prices? You did want to stop using that stuff, didn't you?