A: Is it true that you're so tough, you scrub your back with a
wire brush?
B: A wire brush? No, what for? I use a sandblaster.
A: Rumors say that you led a team to prove the Riemann
Hypothesis.
B: Much exaggerated, I assure you. I did it myself, it'll be out
soon.
A: And your book is the definitive great American novel.
B: Please, so many embarrassing assumptions. The great world
novel.
the Daily Whale
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