7 June 2023 - billions of years

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I have billions of years--no exaggeration--billions of years of experience of not being born yet, and what good has it done me? I didn't do a lick of work or learn a byte of knowledge, and zero swallows do not make a summer. The viruses of the gut microbes of the fleas of the rodents your cat catches would be disgusted. To all future humans: Make the most of time!

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