28 June 2023 - rebel Prigozhin 3

Shoigu: Unity of command, that's a military basic. Time to bring this bozo down.
Prigozhin: Have a capable leader, like me. That's a military basic. Time to bring this bozo down.
... events unfold ...
Shoigu: Whew, my gambit worked. I'm still in charge so far.
Prigozhin: Whew, my rebellion worked. I'm alive so far.