19 December 2023 - cancel that!

Are you sure you can live without this?
  PLEASE CONTINUE TO BRIGHTEN MY LIFE/maybe
You swear on your immortal soul?
  STAY IN HEAVEN/chatbot/policy/twisty little passages/...
You don't wish to not keep reversing your intent?
  no/yes/WTH
Fine, let's see your notarized affidavit.
  registered mail/file for arbitration/GIVE UP

We only wish it were this easy to cancel an online service.