4 May 2024 - hot angry

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Being very angry is bad for you. Even if you don't get into fights, it tends to cause heart disease. And hot weather is irritating; it makes people angry. So as I see it, we have two options. We can either fix global warming quickly, or we can cancel modern medicine so that the hot angry people die faster and the rest of us can live in peace.

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