17 June 2026 - pin drop

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A: When Trump announced the peace agreement, you could hear a pin drop.
B: Oh? Do you mean a rolling pin or a bowling pin?
A: Come on. The cage fight was over and there was a pause in the construction.
B: Maybe a thole pin of the rowboat of state?
A: I know, I know. The peace president actually taking a step toward peace? Whodathunkit!
B: If you hear a grenade pin drop, you are misdirecting your attention.

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