19 September 2002 - physicist traitors 2

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Like most traitors, physicists have their excuses ready. “But the vacuum energy is the same everywhere, so there’s no way to extract it,” they feebly suggest. “Except for, um, minor impractical phenomena like the Casimir effect and the stability of atoms, you know. Nothing useful.”

But with a simple web search you can prove that they lie. Look for “zero-point energy” and you’ll find dozens, maybe hundreds of crackpots who promise breakthrough theories, documentary evidence, and even working prototypes which are fuel-free, pollution-free, and free, and also boast over 100% efficiency. And if you’re impressed by physics jargon, you haven’t seen anything. The nonsense that these crackpots put out should establish beyond a gullible doubt that they deserve your funding dollar.

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