2 May 2012 - death spittoon 2

Weird: Now, about this Death Spittoon—
Smart: Is that all it is? Make it scary.
Weird: Ancient death spittoon.
Smart: Scarier!
Weird: Haunted death spittoon.
Smart: Scarier!
Weird: Death spittoon from outer space.
Smart: Scarier!
Weird: Ancient haunted death spittoon from outer space!
Smart: OK, what about it?
Weird: It got boring. Is there a public fountain I can install it in?