24 February 2016 - iPhone breaking 1

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FBI: This isn’t about setting a precedent.
translation: We’d much prefer everyone to act like the phone companies and cooperate voluntarily in eradicating privacy.

FBI: We don’t want to break anyone’s encryption,
translation: We want to bypass encryption, which has the same effect but is easier.

FBI: or set a master key loose on the land.
translation: Only a master key that a court will let us use whenever we want.

FBI: Do it for the victims of this horrible crime!
translation: Especially us!

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