25 March 2016 - all three hemispheres

Normal: Oh no, what happened to you?
Weird: It was a bad crash.
Normal: It looks like a serious head injury.
Weird: Yes, I lost all three hemispheres of my brain, and now I can no longer count.
Normal: How will you get by?
Weird: No problem, I’m earning more than ever. Or so I’m told.
Normal: It doesn’t seem possible!
Weird: I travel the world organizing debates on government budgets. It all makes sense to me now.