7 May 2016 - toddler shootings

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According to the Washington Post, American toddlers shoot somebody about once a week on average. In other words, though the reporters apparently have small children and did not dare to say it, little kids are more dangerous than terrorists. Suddenly China’s one-child law makes sense—make sure you outnumber them!

clue:

Children that age shoot mostly themselves, usually the biggest target around when they find a gun while no one’s watching.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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