19 November 2016 - Trump 9

Golden Donnie: OK, global alliances chopped off. Next item: Bomb the hell out of ISIS!
Air Force: Without allied bases we’ll have to fly long-range missions, but OK.
Navy: No problem, this is what aircraft carriers are for.
Marines: Hey Air Force, want me to capture you a base or two?
Air Force: That would be swell.
Army: Is there anything I can do?
Donnie: No. You’re fired!
Army: But I voted for you!
Donnie: So?