16 March 2020 - end time

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Fearful: I need to stock up, but the store is full of stupid panic buyers. What if one is infected?
Weird: When the moon hits your eye as it falls from the sky
Fearful: But what if I run out of frozen Szechuan orange chicken with stir-fried broccoli and asparagus?
Weird: That’s the end time
Fearful: Or worst of all, what if I run out of toilet paper?
Weird: When there’s no time to scream as you flash into steam
Fearful: It’s the end time!

clue:

There are so many “That’s a Moray” eel parody versions of “That’s Amore” that I felt something more thorough was called for.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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