11 May 1998 - disgust quiz

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Women: What’s the best thing to say to get rid of an obnoxious guy?

A. “By the way, have you met my daughter?”
B. “Come on! If we leave for Las Vegas now we can be married tomorrow!”
C. “So... would six kids be enough for you?”
D. “By the way, have you met my daughter? She wants to come along with us to Las Vegas so we can get started on a little sister for her right away.”

clue:

Any of these will work better than “get out of here instantly or I’ll shoot”.

take oh take this clue away

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