24 July 1998 - Mike and Diane II

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Interviewer: Critics have suggested that that Mike and Diane are losing their sanity as a commercial stunt. What do you say to that?

promoter’s lawyer: I assure you, these are real American teens and they’re still sane. They decided on their own that it was time to go crazy. Do you think a profit-making venture would waste money on a lawyer? No way! This event is all about free speech.

Diane: That’s right, absolutely. For what I’m getting I’d freely say anything.

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