26 July 1998 - Ty and Michelle

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Interviewer: The hoax is blown, kids. We all saw that nothing happened. Is it true that your names are really Ty and Michelle?

Michelle: No. Geez.

Ty: Gimme a break. This is Hollywood, man. You gotta drill lots deeper if you wanna hit anything real.

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