| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1998 : 10 November 1998 |
Men: What's your excuse for avoiding commitment?
A. She's a trip, but I don't like falling. Or going places.
B. She can't commit me! I'm not crazy!
C. I'm already fully committed. I don't have time for--please hold.
D. I'm married.
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