A. I swear I don’t nag my boyfriend for promises.
But if you want to move in I’ll kick him out.
B. A commitment freely made is no commitment at all.
My parents taught me that.
C. Cut this sexist crap! By joking about cultural gender roles
you’re affirming oppressive patriarchal stereotypes, you pig!
D. Because I’m not married.
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