19 January 1999 - VCR programmer
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I’ve decided to quit my job as a best-selling author
and become a professional VCR programmer.
It’s my dream to answer emergency calls day and night,
to rescue stricken families from the flashing 12:00,
to bring Homer Simpson to returned vacationers’ eyes everywhere.
And I don’t mind the long hours.
clue:
I’m not really a best-selling author, but I play one on the net.
give me a clue so sweet and true
copyright 1999, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott
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