19 January 1999 - VCR programmer

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

I’ve decided to quit my job as a best-selling author and become a professional VCR programmer. It’s my dream to answer emergency calls day and night, to rescue stricken families from the flashing 12:00, to bring Homer Simpson to returned vacationers’ eyes everywhere. And I don’t mind the long hours.

clue:

I’m not really a best-selling author, but I play one on the net.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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