| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 19 January 1999 |
I've decided to quit my job as a best-selling author and become a professional VCR programmer. It's my dream to answer emergency calls day and night, to rescue stricken families from the flashing 12:00, to bring Homer Simpson to returned vacationers' eyes everywhere. And I don't mind the long hours.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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