| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 7 February 1999 |
Faith is (check one or more):
A. The unquestionable answer to all unanswerable questions.
B. A tricky workaround to account for free will.
C. The teleological manifestation of ontological speleology.
D. Chastity's daughter. You know, my cousin from Kansas.
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